tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45321753584005275522024-03-15T19:26:08.683+01:00Giancarlo TramutoliGiancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.comBlogger1436125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-68302328970705670392024-03-15T19:25:00.005+01:002024-03-15T19:25:29.883+01:00Congelato<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Quando<br />ti sei congelato<br />e non scrivi più<br />neanche un rigo<br />è come avere<br />per giorni e giorni<br />vuoto il frigo.</span></div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-32153632532218816882024-03-15T19:23:00.003+01:002024-03-15T19:23:37.626+01:00Una cosa in comune<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Tra battere e sbattersi per avere successo, <br />secondo me, c'è una cosa in comune.<br />Devi essere una puttana.</span></div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-71236487956340303572024-02-19T09:59:00.002+01:002024-02-19T09:59:29.279+01:00Passeggiare<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Nella Siberia polare<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">passeggiare<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">può essere letale.</span></div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-28186446765650910422024-02-16T11:30:00.006+01:002024-02-16T11:30:47.782+01:00NUOVO TRAMUTOLARIO DELLA LINGUA ITALIANA<p> <span style="font-size: medium;">SENSE OFF HUMOUR</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Proprio di chi è completamente privo di senso dell'umorismo.</span></p>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-14055402947830290622024-02-14T11:17:00.005+01:002024-02-14T11:18:08.312+01:00Vantarsi<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial;">A quelli che si vantano<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;">di non avere il televisore<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;">io rispondo che,<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;">modestamente,<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;">non ho la lavastoviglie.</span></span></div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-68962004266188740192024-02-02T14:04:00.006+01:002024-02-02T14:04:49.712+01:00Lazzi amari<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBSHLZPz_AQ-_tiP_uCYpAm0bkRX057r23NoefokVxzlKJGQkLN-jCgegfOtnbW-HGUCgUojNJSD-5RnEqdXn_3Qk22204TB4y3SAyZPl2cKM0rK-kYq4tq5eVyybnrOf3IF0_-2rKzj6jg6K8Yts-ylChqJ7hMBYatQlG9OyE00Q1zcB_LoZDyMSnl9M/s1080/copertina%20Lazzi%20amari.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1080" height="526" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBSHLZPz_AQ-_tiP_uCYpAm0bkRX057r23NoefokVxzlKJGQkLN-jCgegfOtnbW-HGUCgUojNJSD-5RnEqdXn_3Qk22204TB4y3SAyZPl2cKM0rK-kYq4tq5eVyybnrOf3IF0_-2rKzj6jg6K8Yts-ylChqJ7hMBYatQlG9OyE00Q1zcB_LoZDyMSnl9M/w629-h526/copertina%20Lazzi%20amari.jpg" width="629" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-55247382120879028962024-02-02T13:44:00.000+01:002024-02-02T13:44:17.382+01:00Nuovo Tramutolario della lingua italiana<p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">SISTEMA BINARIO</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Le infinite traversine della vita. </span></p>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-86986264008277240172024-01-12T19:38:00.000+01:002024-01-12T19:38:10.686+01:00Sognatori<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">I sognatori?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Quelli che sognano </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">di poter passare tutta la vita</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">senza fare un cazzo.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Tanto ci penseranno gli altri,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">quelli che non sognano,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">a farsi per loro il mazzo.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-83146630497553179592024-01-12T19:20:00.001+01:002024-01-12T19:23:23.283+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Sto leggendo </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><i>Tutte le poesie<br /></i></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">di Luciano Erba.<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Non so se ruminarle<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">o fumarmele.</span></div><p><br /></p>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-84272909183150250002024-01-04T10:47:00.003+01:002024-01-12T19:20:48.626+01:00<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Il nuovo che avanza<br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">in politica, come in cucina,<br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">è quasi sempre un riciclare qualcosa<br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">che è da buttare via.</span></span></div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-70773440331417312112022-08-14T08:17:00.004+02:002022-08-14T08:18:13.496+02:00Dopo<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Dopo,<br />c'è sempre quello<br />che l'aveva detto prima.</span></div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-22242986667220746042022-08-14T08:13:00.003+02:002022-08-14T08:14:08.762+02:00Quando mi chiamanoQuando mi chiamano: <div>"Gianfranco",</div><div>non rispondo. </div><div>Se poi mi chiamano: </div><div>"Gianfranco Tramutola", </div><div>metto mano alla pistola.</div>Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-55831725943824187832022-06-29T10:40:00.004+02:002022-06-29T10:40:58.947+02:00Caso clinicoQuando a uno scrittore gli danno del "caso clinico",
secondo me, gli stanno facendo un gran complimento.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-20738074248222643222022-06-29T10:39:00.003+02:002022-07-02T11:16:03.222+02:00La morte di Raffaele La CapriaDuddu Duddù, Duddu Duddù, Duuuu fu.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-80894129219925873762022-06-24T11:49:00.001+02:002022-06-24T13:03:26.745+02:00Cupio dissolviC'è chi trova
il cupio dissolvi
nel cupio di soldi.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-59271120860264997562022-06-23T13:07:00.003+02:002022-06-29T10:42:02.288+02:00InclusivitàCarissim* e carissim*
(nessuno escluso)
andate un po' tutt*
a farvi fottere.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-46297162795843570142022-06-21T11:16:00.004+02:002022-06-21T11:16:45.066+02:00Nuovo Tramutolario della lingua italianaOSTILITA'
Atteggiamento ostile degli osti nei confronti degli astemi.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-45818317203441455722022-06-20T15:16:00.001+02:002022-06-20T15:16:25.393+02:00E' veroE' vero.
Non è una balla.
Scrivo solo
per tenermi a galla.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-3054984531110408612022-06-14T09:42:00.000+02:002022-06-14T09:42:01.322+02:00FaticaChe fatìca
la comunicazione
fàtica.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-68038547912335310302022-05-19T09:46:00.004+02:002022-05-19T09:46:31.297+02:00Non se la meritavaSentire Morgan che canta "Battiato mi spezza il cuore",
e pensare che non se la meritava, Battiato,
'sta cagata di canzone.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-68334352303711061302022-05-10T08:19:00.004+02:002022-05-10T08:19:41.025+02:00Meno piùMeno parate,
più goal.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-43330913147475155472022-05-06T08:30:00.002+02:002022-05-06T08:30:34.653+02:00Una tragediaCominciai la barzelletta che doveva finire con "Tanto va la gatta al largo, che ci lascia lo zio Pino",
mettendo sulla barca, la gatta e lo zio Mario. Una tragedia.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-19639096674992143712022-04-21T09:07:00.003+02:002022-04-21T09:07:31.847+02:00BERETTAUn pacifista
che si chiama Beretta
mi pare poco credibile.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-47273634296801206122022-04-20T10:15:00.002+02:002022-04-20T10:15:30.702+02:00Nuovo Tramutolario della lingua italianaCATETERE
Primo gatto inglese nello spazio.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4532175358400527552.post-16641515741067341742022-04-13T16:39:00.001+02:002022-04-20T10:14:06.852+02:00Nuovo Tramutolario della lingua italianaEUGENIO MENTALE
Famoso poeta cerebrale.Giancarlo Tramutolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11997960726930601147noreply@blogger.com0